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I won't be coming back to newgrounds anymore...

I don't know how it happened, or when it happened, but suddenly this place just isn't the same. Newgrounds used to be the biggest place to be contreversial and to do whatever you wanted. You could find things you couldn't find ANYWHERE! Now it's a mash of red tape, about as bad as bureaucratic corrupt government can be.

Everything is no longer for everyone.

A huge megalo-whiney group has come to control this place. A bunch of prepubescent 10 year olds who cannot take a bit of coarse language, tough images, "naughty" caricatures, and who seem about as bad as youtubers (yes, I've said it).

The rare artist who defies expectations is quickly gunned down by immature toddlers, who most likely have a crappy life anyway: what with all the bullying, lack of parenting, friends, girlfriend, etc. I'm not saying that suffering from these problems is a bad thing, I suffered through some of those things myself growing up, but when I started coming to this page a good 12 or 13 years ago I didn't "troll" the people who were like me.
I came to this web page, laughed, became fan of the artists, enjoyed how the media attacked what I felt was MY newgrounds and fought against the media straight back. Newgrounds took no shit and we were proud of it! Now Newgrounds seems to be controlled by the very shit it clearly addressed so many years ago.

Thanks for everything Newgrounds! It pains me to say goodbye, but you're just not what you used to be for me.

Que tal fuera un show con muchas cosas distintas en español? Quisiera que comenten a ver que sale...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6jORPg Aurs

NEW VIDEO ON JEWTUBE!!!! CHE CHE CHE CHECK IT OUT!!!

Its a review on REC2, the sequel of the spanish film, with plenty of spoilers so you can prepare your weak stomachs for the movie!!! XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnH5oJW 6eak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86xz3RN nX7o

Hey mayteeezzzzz!!! This here is a photo of me with my band. We are called Razor Red, I know AT LEAST one other band has that name, but we had that name FIRST, only that most people from America are pretty rascist, and only because we hail from Latin America, we aint got the name because some other jack ass named there stupid metal band like that. UNFAIR!!

Well, the news is, that, AT LAST, after so many years, we have a demo up, and DAMN its cool. We have a song for you guys to hear on our myspace page, myspace.com/razorredhorrorcore... its only one song, but it will give you a -certain fealing- of what we are and how me move.

One more thing, I am the bass player and I also do a bunch of growling. I growl, play base and sometimes sing, but our main singer is also there... You will notice the different voices as you go along. XD (I dont think I sing in our uploaded song, but if you ever listen to us I am the one with the extremely noticeable american accent).

PS: DONT STEAL OUR SONGS PLEASE!!!! Its copyright is from Ecuador, but I am american, and I know that something copywrited in one country is valid in others... AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOU CHILDREN!!!!

PSS: Just kidding about the eating children part, but yeah, it is a federal ofense to steal. HUGS AND KISSES TO ALL THE (NONEXISTANT) FANS!!!!

That's my girl and me over there. Or at least it was my girl till a few days ago. She went beserk and dumped me. I feel like shit whenever I see her, and I put this picture here for me to remember what I had.
God I need a hug!
And a beer.
And a bottle of rum.
And some vodka.
And some whiskey for my friends.
And a pack of cigarettes... or a cigar.

Like the song says... Such a lonely day, and it's mine... the most loneliest day of my life.
Lonely Day- System of a Down

It's the Shrek in the swamp karaoke dance party! Ow! GO GO GO!

I have a nice little song out there for all the spanish speaking people on newgrounds... AHEM AHEM AHEM AHEM AHEM... HERE IT GOES!!!!!
and a one, and a two, and a one two three...

UNA DE CERVEZA ES BUENA PA LA CABEZA
Y SI TE TOMAS DOS, TE CURA HASTA LA TOS!
SI TE TOMAS TRES, TE QUITA EL ESTRES,
SI TE TOMAS CUATRO ANDARAS COMO UN GATO...
Ok, thats all for now! Bye!

PS: I'm finally a Police Officer! Yay!

This is a list I'm creating of great music groups! The rules are very basic: no rap, regueton, soul, or bands that are TOO pop (example Britney Spears)
You can stick up with Rock, Punk, and 80s pop and stuff that is cool like that! Any variation. I'll Start...

AC-DC, Blink 182, 6 Voltios, 2 Minutos, Mago de Oz (I dont like their satanical shit thou), Ramones, Misfits, Alice Cooper, Metallica, Apocalyptica, Audioslave, Black Sabbath, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Poison the Well, Anorexia Nerviosa, Agente 77, Diez 80, Panda (I dont like their emo shit), Allison, Beach Boys, Beatles, Turtles, Caramelos de Cianuro, Deap Purple, Dragon Force, Dream Theater, Evanescence, some songs by Greenday, Guns n Roses, Sex Pistols, Hombres G, Linkin Park, Molotov, Nirvana, Queen, Rage against the Machines, Rocola Bacalao, GOE, Chulpi y Tostado, Ska-p, System of a Down, The Cranberries, The Police, The strokes, Van Halen, +44, etc...
Contribute people! But if I dont like the group, it aint in, but I like most music, so what gives. :)

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!! IT'S JUST TO MUCH!!!! A WOMAN SEES ME AND SHE TRIES TO RAPE ME!!!!!! EVEN IF MEN SEES ME!!!!! AND I DON'T WANNA!!!! (I dont care bout the woman.... its the men that start stalking me that freaks me out).... Why do I have to be cursed with this beautiful face? WHY!!!!!!!????